Dont forget the 1-3% fee the vendor pays (and passes on to the customer) for using the Mastercard network.

Paid vs Approved

One is finally settled too, the other not for another 30-90 days.

Somebody send this to LockpickingLawyer.

Now store the seed phrase of that lightning wallet in that safe 😋

Awesome. But as cool as 1 sat is - it's not as cool as all the other doors it opens. It could just as easily have been programmed to only open with 42069 sats. Or 1123581321. Or have it trigger with multiple sat amounts, specifically assigned to different people as a logging ... See More method. Amount is trivial if it's being received back to your own wallet. Or monetize it. Replace the solenoid and safe door with private entrances or concert venues or vending machine spirals. AirBNB doors, toll booths, mini bars the list is endless. Or it doesn't have to be a payment at all. Probaby the most secure trigger would just be a signed transaction from a specific wallet. One could send an invoice from Panama to a man in Pakistan, and his payment could open a locker in New Zealand. Anything that can be triggered with a 1 or a 0 can now be Lightning enabled. It can be offline, a QR code, local, or global without intermediaries or special equipment. I'm sure far bigger thinkers will dream up amazing use cases and I can't wait to see them. .

Tell them you're closing your account and they need to cash you out 💯

"I'm closing my account and the reason I want the money is because I'm closing my account". About time we put these crooks in place.

The message is more relevant than ever today!

I bet you he used the money on hookers and blow.

I’ll do it for 32 Bitcoin today. I’m not even adjusting for inflation, it’s a great deal!

He's creeping up on holding 1% of the total supply. And people are still selling to him. Hodl.

That is significantly more than I have. I'm going to have to work harder.....

Legend. He's dumped another bunch of what will be worthless paper into the hardest money of all time.

How about FTX, isn't that a great way to diversify your investments?

That was a joke, Celsius paused withdrawals mid June 2022.

Is this Cramer's kid or something?