Ha yes, the people locked in 30 years mortgage at the lowest rates in history will all lose their homes in the coming years...right.

JPMorgan chief executive Jamie Dimon is selling 1 million shares of the bank next year, which at current market prices would net him more than $140 million. This is the first time that Dimon has reduced his personal stake in JPMorgan since he joined the company nearly two decades ago. ... See More In a filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission, JPMorgan said that the sale was for "financial diversification and tax-planning purposes." The bank added that "Dimon continues to believe the company's prospects are very strong and his stake in the company will remain very significant." Even after this sale, Dimon and his family will still own about 7.6 million shares of JPMorgan Chase.

Signal that the epstein thing is about to hit the fan at chase

Goodbye Everyone, was nice knowing you.

Uh oh. Now you've gone and done it Jim.

Dammit Jim! I’m a stock trader, not a geopolitical analyst!

The top 1% have more buying power than any time in US history and this guy wants to go after entitlements. I’ll get the lube I guess.

How to be a Boomer: 1. Have the largest increase of life expetancy in human history 2. Spend on military and cold wars and other nonsense instead of social programs that benefit everyone because "I don't want to pay for them lazy people!" 3. Write laws that only benefits entrenched business interest ... See More and personal capital wealth 4. Viciously fight to keep these wealth loopholes active so you can enjoy more spending as you get older and older 5. Call kids lazy 6. Die

There is literally a police car with 2 policemen sitting next to the fountain to avoid these situations 24/7 365 days per year

I've seen this movie, you are going to need mini coopers and marky mark.

The city hall already do this

I was about to make a funny joke but after seeing your post history I won’t. You have a real gambling issue. Stop trading for real and seek professional help if you can’t do it on your own. Keep your head up man

I came here to laugh not to find out OP has an actual gambling problem

Risk management

You mean a company can go out of business?? 😂

The BBB bankruptcy plan is effective and all shares were cancelled as of 9/29. You don’t have shares in your account because they do not legally exist anymore.

Buy Overstock.com (OSTK) so you can continue losing money on towels and sheets.